Zoe Quinn….a name that has been resonating throughout the gaming community for a few days now. A name that conjures up images of horror and rage, twinged with deep disgust and revulsion that has not been felt since Sarkesian first hit the scene. A name which will go down in infamy among the greatest of all media whores. Zoe Quinn has cemented a reputation for herself as gamings little ‘Slutty Buddy’.
I’m sure most of you have heard the Zoe Quinn story by now,but for those who haven’t here’s the cliff notes.
Five guys screwed this for favours?Just loading her image nearly crashed the site (seriously).
Ok. I’ll just admit this right off the bat.I never really liked Beyonce.I don’t find her music appealing,I don’t find her acting interesting,I don’t even find her all that attractive.
But listen,Queen Easy, could you at least do me one small favour and stop trying to pretend that you’re some feminist icon for women everywhere.
Yesterday Beyonce was at the VMA awards doing a little number that lasted 15 fucking minutes,and fuck it was boring to sit through.However she broke off in the middle of the whole thing to do this little riff about feminism which I found pretty funny. Not because it was about feminism but more because just two minutes ago she had formed an ass pyramid of half-naked women on stage.
Don’t believe me?
Nothing says GIRL POWER like dipping women in gold glitter and displaying their asses in the “Fuck Me” position.
Queen Easy spent fifteen nug-humping minutes dancing around singing about blowjobs in the back of limos and making us all far more acquainted with her crotch than a man should ever be without filing a molestation charge, and then launched off into a little aside about being a feminist woman while her daughter chanted and shouted “Yeah mommy!”.
There’s a great empowered lesson,remember this girls,Beyonce says that you can make it in the world.All you have to do is shake your ass in rhythmic time to a bad beat and fuck a rap star.That’s the way to being strong and independant.
You can watch the whole thing here.
And media,could you fucking please stop enabling this shit.Everywhere the media is doing shit like this.
Now I could forgive the fuckers for that except for what happened at the Emmy’s yesterday as well.
Sofia Vergara was up on stage doing this comedy number.
Ok,so the joke wasn’t exactly earth-shaking humour.But the exact same media sluts started doing this.
So let me get this straight.Queen Easy humps a stripper pole on stage dressed like the sluttiest MILF outside of the pornos I regularly watch and she’s a great feminist hero who’s strengening the cause.While Sofia Vergara does a comedy bit,fully clothed that pokes fun at womens objectification and that’s harmful sexism. What world do these assholes live in?What colour is the sky?Are there like little talking ponies or something?
Now some of the femfucks that I’ve seen weighing so far have been trying to claim that what Queen Easy did was different because she was dancing and singing while Sofia was just on a turntable being looked at.Even if I bought that for a moment,Sofia is a comedy actress,one of the highest paid ones,might I add.She was doing a comedy bit,so she was using her own skills just as Beyonce was.Also,she was doing this of her own will and choice and using her sexuality for her work, and I don’t berudge her that.In fact I applaud it.So how is it that her choosing to use her sexuality is wrong because she’s not a feminist,but it’s ok for Beyonce because she claims to be all strong and empowered and stuff.
The fact is Queen Easy is not a feminist.She’s just an entertainer who’s getting older and has suddenly realized that she can’t trade on her looks as much as she did to get to where she already is.So now after over a decade of being “Bootylicious” she’s trying to wave the feminist flag in a desperate attempt to stay relevant by appealing to the lowest of all humanity.
I need a drink.
They call this “satire”, or just being funny.
So we would like to explain to them why this is not satirical, funny, humour they are engaging in and is just mean vindictiveness.