The World Cup has finally ended. A worldwide event that has not only brought the world together to enjoy the pinnacle of human athletic ability, but has brought feminists together in their utter hypocrisy over how they apply the ideas of objectification. Between ranking male players by the bulge in their pants, their “Bootyful Butts”, their thighs, and playing games where you get to guess the six-pack the feminists of the internet are drowning in the overflow of their own lady juices. Which is a good thing, right? After all maybe now they’ll finally learn from this and stop trying to demonize any kind of male sexual interest in women now that it’s very obvious that they objectify and ogle men just as much as we do women?
Fuck no? What are you an idiot? Being a feminist in this world means never having to get off the high pony. So while /r/worldcupgirls is a deeply sexist and mysoginistic subreddit that degrades women and is part of the patriarchy and blah, blah, fucking blah, Amanda Hess has written an article explaining why it’s totally not the same thing with women doing it.
So we went to the trouble of doing a video response, and believe me it was painful. Very, very painful.
So normally I wouldn’t pay any real attention to Fox News aside from the time spent pointing and laughing. Though that is certainly time well spent, there are also doubtless many more hilarious things I could be watching which is why Fox News generally takes up virtually no measure of my limited attention span. That being said there is a time, every so often, when someone at Fox News does something that makes me proud to acknowledge them as members of my species.
Such an incident recently occurred on Fox News Radio.
Host Alan Colmes found himself interviewing the Grand Dragon of the Klu Klux Klan for the state of Pennsylvania, William Walters. “Grand Dragon” is (according to my research) the title just below that of “Imperial Wizard” and just above that of “Sexy Fantasy Elf”.
Early on into the interview Colmes floored the Grand Dragon by applying simple logic to his words and beliefs. Something which apparently the Grand Dragon had never been exposed to before. While he was reeling from the first blow, Colmes then hit him with the knock-out punch of pointing out to him that Jesus wasn’t white. Which had the Grand Dragon stammering and mumbling for the remainder of the interview. Since it was funny as hell, and I do like to give credit where it’s due (even to Fox News) you can see the crux of the interview below.